If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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