We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
