Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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