so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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