its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Randomize
