If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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