there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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