I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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