But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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