**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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