We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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