We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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