Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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