Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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