So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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