piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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