i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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