you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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