I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
