I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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