erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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