are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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