Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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