Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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