ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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