i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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