is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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