There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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