i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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