I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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