absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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