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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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