2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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