We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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