He is an equal opportunity slut.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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