Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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