he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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