Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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