Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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