Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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