so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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