Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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