Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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