you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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