im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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