in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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