They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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