Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is it fun? or sober?
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