8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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