She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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