i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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