i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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