I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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