and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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