Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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